This profile comes with a WARNING!! If you like to push the envelope on your life and you want excitement and adventure you have come to the right profile!
Do you want someone to care about you on days when things are just not going as planned, are you looking for your best friend, lover, your support system, someone who is romantic and caring; or someone to make you laugh until you have to go to the bathroom or until your socks fall off? Then you wanna take this ride baby!
I enjoy traveling and I am pretty active so I enjoy most outdoor activities, movies, parks, shows, dancing showing my moves (don't worry you will laugh) and the theaters (plays)…I really like the theater!
Then how about marrying a Legacy Action Figure Afro-American man (brotha) you know a афро-американцы" or "негр" man?
Your beloved Legacy Action Figure black man comes in a size 6 foot tall and average build. He also comes with bonus features that will be displayed only after marriage. Highly detailed, rich mocha skin coloring will make you shimmer every time you see me…mm yummy! Hehe! I am made up of a caring heart, romantic to the bone, and I love to have fun! So if you want to play in my sandbox you gotta come with a sense of humor!
My body is a special custom made hard plastic that features multiple points of articulation. I won’t crack or bend and I am trainable. I am self-sufficient you won’t have to clean up after me and I know how to help out around the house. However; occasionally I will need your help to boiling an egg…I just can’t master boiling an egg
Before marriage you can purchase an extended warranty that may also cover other things, such as accidental damage and annual check-ups!
Orders cannot be terminated, cancelled or modified, or shipment deferred after acceptance of Buyer's order by Seller, except with Seller's written consent and subject to the conditions described in our marriage vows…in other words no divorce!!!
Admittedly, you could be a hopeless romantic (like myself), in search of that one RIGHT person? Sometimes I have to laugh at myself, because my views on finding the RIGHT mate are like buying fruit at the grocery store. Picture me in your local grocer buying some peaches. Nope, not sweet enough, Nope, too rough around the edges, Ahh, this one feels just right, but wait is that a…a…that's a worm!!! Quick, throw it back and run as fast as you can! It's almost been that rough trying to find someone that I can truly vibe with.
Ideal match description:
Searching for a woman that loves her self and others…and who loves God! It’s like putting on your favorite sweater or favorite pair of shoes…and you knows how much you women love to shop for shoes!
Just be yourself don’t try to over simplify things! Be who you are; romantic, caring, and loving like a female lioness that will kill to protect her family. And please don’t forget how to make yourself happy because as long as we are going to bed every night I am going to be happy.
Ladies, this is very important point so listen up! You gotta have a sense of humor if you want to come and play inside my sandbox and you should desire to love chocolate (a black man!):LOL: Don’t be fearful to think outside the box!
Since I was a little boy my momma told me stories about Russian women; about are beautiful, loving, intelligent, kind, sweet, caring, and romantic they are; and how some are just strong willed some more than others but don’t let that stop you if you want to marry a Russian…you will find the right one! And she told me how the Russian women love to prepare these delicious meals experimenting in the kitchen. Food fight! “Oh she would tell me that’s not what that means!” Mm yummy I can’t wait for the tasty treats!
You might not have a lot experience with dating US black men so you cannot go by what your momma said or what your girlfriend said; or what you saw in a movie or on television. No! I am not Michael Jordan but I am still very cool and a handsome guy; at least that is what the Gazprom TV network is saying! You have to go by what your heart is telling you Ladies, the cold war is over and I know in Europe especially Germany Sweden, France, Italy, and Switzerland; “oh they love them some афро-американцы"men!”
So this is not some type of an experiment If you are going to be on this journey you gotta be in it all the way. This is a future investment for both of us. Never mind the critics because they all have bad breath and their opinions matter little to what you are called to do and who you decide to love.
So by the time the cold war is over and our creative juices have almost stopped flowing but our love for one another has not! And I gotta help you to the bathroom and you gotta repeat things 100 times because I believe a man’s hearing is the first thing that goes or he has selective hearing.
Together we will work out the issues of life which there are many, but somehow we live on. Oh yeah we gotta be able to want to dance in our living room to our favorite songs, you might ask well what is our favorite song...whatever song you want it to be "thinking outside of the box...woo woo baby! Baby!"